Stopid Tee

I’m Stoned Not Stupid

Let’s clear something up.

Just because I’m relaxed doesn’t mean I’m clueless.
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I missed it.
And just because my eyes are low… doesn’t mean my standards are.

This tee is calm, direct, and slightly confrontational — like someone who’s high but still winning the argument.

The energy:

• Chill but sharp

• Observant but unbothered

• Quietly judging

• Definitely aware

Simple bold type. No graphics. No excuses.
It says exactly what it needs to say — and nothing more.

If they underestimate you, that’s on them.