Milky Shirt

I know what dairy does to me.
I’m doing it anyway.

This tee is for the lactose-intolerant, the lactose-defiant, and the chronically overconfident. Clean red lettering, innocent white shirt, absolutely no respect for consequences.

Soft, comfy, and perfect for drinking milk like it didn’t just betray you last time.

Details:

• Ultra-soft cotton blend

• Unisex fit, easy everyday wear

• Bold red text that speaks louder than your stomach later

• Pairs well with iced lattes and bad decisions

Wear responsibly. Or don’t. 🥛💀